Roadside attractions

There would seem to be a wide scope for amusing counterattacks in the form of roadside attractions that would lure the unsuspecting with re-enactments of biblical stories, etc.  For instance: Jonah and the whale viewed from the perspective of Cetacean digestive processes.  

Pharyngula: "Just another roadside attraction
Category: Creationism
I've received a couple of shocked emails from people lately, about something called Dinosaur World. It's a set of three theme parks, in Plant City, Florida, Cave City, Kentucky, and Glen Rose, Texas (that last one probably set off alarm bells already) which feature life-size fiberglass and concrete dinosaurs in a park-like setting. They also have a web site and blog which has some popular appeal: all of the entries in the blog are short descriptions of dinosaurs, with a photo, geared to the level a young child could understand."